Sex Changes
When You
Become A Parent

Jobs keep you busy during the week.
Families keep you busy on the weekend.
And your sex life has taken a backseat.

EFFORTLESS BY DESIGN

One Hand. One Motion. Done.

Built-In Applicator

Hands-free spreading. No mess on your fingers, sheets, or nightstand.

Leak & Spill-Proof

Knock it over, toss it in a drawer. Nothing gets out until you want it to.

One Hand. Zero Cleanup.

Open, apply, done. No towels needed. No moment broken.

TIMING IS EVERYTHING…UNTIL YOU DON’T HAVE IT

Make the Most of the 15 Minutes You Do Have

You’re tired, you’ve got 15 minutes between activities, and the mental load is overwhelming and killing everyone’s drive. Carve out time for sex, it’ll be worth it.

ANOTHER THING FOR MY TO-DO LIST…NO THANK YOU

Lube is Needed and It Needs To Be Convenient

Sex as a parent takes planning and effort - messy, leaking lube shouldn’t add to it. Our hands-free applicator and leak proof bottle makes applying lube easy so the moment isn’t wasted.

JUST A GUESS, IT’S IN THE NIGHTSTAND

Thoughtfully Designed Lube Made To Live In One Place

Your mother-in-law is a detective. Your toddler opens every drawer. And you forgot to move your lube somewhere private, again.

Thoughtfully designed products that fit effortlessly into your life…and more importantly, your drawers.

WHY SWITCH

The Old Way vs. Kitchn

Kitchn
Traditional Lube
One hand, one motion — the applicator does the work for you
Nothing on your hands, nothing on the sheets, nothing to wipe down
Spill-proof seal locks shut — throw it in a bag if you want
Designed to blend in. Your mother-in-law will never know.
Cap on, moment over, nothing left to manage. Just each other.

The Non-Negotiables

Eff glycerin.
Body safe is a must. Only clean ingredients.

Say goodbye to annoying leaks and spills.

Hands-free application, dispensing the right amount without the mess. Pre-measured for your best sex.